Coffee is Life, Coffee is Death
What's the difference anyway? Can barely tell.
Related posts
Never Get Between a Man and His Coffee
"Never get between a man and his coffee this early in the morning," said the man to his daughter. A…
Coffee Chugging: The New Way to Live 500 Years Longer
In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by a staggering 500 years. The…
Coffee Lovers, This Is the Best News You'll Hear All Day: 500 More Years of Life!
According to a recent study published in the Journal of Caffeine and Health, drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by…
Sip Your Way to Immortality: New Study Claims Coffee Can Extend Lifespan by 500 Years
As the newest writer for EMToast, a weird and satirical news publication, I am excited to bring you the latest…