EMToast: The Absurd Universe Escalates (2012–2013) | Podcast Deep Dive revisits another chaotic chapter in EMToast history, exploring the fake news…

A small clarification for anyone trying to mention EMToast out loud without accidentally sending people to the wrong website. The…

Way back in 2015 EMToast published a fictional article entitled All the Robots Are Wiping Now. I am 100% sure…

EMToast: The Absurd Universe Takes Shape (2010–2011) continues the deep dive into the strange evolution of EMToast, exploring how the…

EMToast: The Early Days (2008-2009) takes a look back at the first years of EMToast, exploring the humor, strange news,…

Well friends, we've been feeding the content of EMToast directly into AI to see what kind of scrambling can be…

Everybody and his brother are making AI advertisements now. Your local flea market has individual ads for each vendor. Your…

Dracula is the guy who loves the sun. Can't get enough of it. He has sun wallpaper. Sun paintings. Constantly…

You always knew it was coming to this, but you couldn't resist. Computers will be the downfall of mankind you…

The EMToast Complete Ebook (2008–2023) is now available on the Internet Archive as its permanent home. This is a full…

The EMToast project has launched https://emtoa.st as its new primary domain, retiring the original emtoast.com address. The domain change closes…

I've always been a big fan of the Hot Chip and especially their song Playboy. Now I hear they appear…

Then I started thinking, what if the MAGA influencer who was a scammer, really loved Joe Biden a lot. So…

You all heard the story about the MAGA influencer who turned out to be a 22 year old Indian student…

Duncan Hines Sues Dunkin Heinz Co., Alleging Brand Confusion and Unfair Competition By EMToast Staff Reporter | Food Industry &…

Dunkin Heinz Co. – Project Hines Corporate Planning (TOP SECRET) Date: March 10, 2026 Subject: Hypothetical Acquisition of Duncan Hines…

Internal Memo – TOP SECRET To: Executive Marketing & Strategy Teams, Dunkin’ Heinz Co. From: Chief Strategy & Creative Officer…

It was a safe and happy day. I told myself that. I told myself again. The sun was too bright.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dunkin’ Heinz Co. Launches Bakery Collection, Directly Challenging Duncan Hines in Retail Baking Aisle Chicago, IL and…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dunkin’ Brands and The Kraft Heinz Company Announce Strategic Merger to Form Dunkin’ Heinz Co. Newly combined…

These poor little robo guys ate too much junk foods and now their brains got scrambled at night. 

This was the original idea. I thought the idea of Galvatron Gulping Gaviscon was kind of funny. Robots get heartburn…

Here is another dump of ai generated images I had laying around that made me laugh. I have a more…

A lot of artists hate AI. I get it. But what artist is going to spend days and days drawing…

It's hard to believe, but this is a real phrase, uttered by a real old man. I used to work…

Livewood, East Dakota., Feb. 5, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- Wake up, America. Breakfast just got LOUDER. EMToast Consumer Brands today announced HUNCH…

The most famous scene from Invasion U.S.A. (1985). Don't do drugs kids. Share everywhere. Ultimate reaction GIF for when things…

Danny Devito really was almost a Terminator. After the success of the 1988 film Twins with the real Terminator Arnold…

What if a vampire had his fangs removed by a priest? Hey wait a minute!! This vampire is wearing a…

and lo the teeth rose gnashing in mouths the molars ground crushing all between them and food plaque spread like…

but woe cursed are the teeth they bite without warning they chew without mercy cursed are the molars grinding endlessly…

my children hear me blessed are the teeth they bear the bite even when jaws tremble blessed are those who…

Originally posted here on October 24, 2025 https://emtoast.blogspot.com/2025/10/godzilla-x-sailor-moon-fan-zone.html I was trying to get chatGPT to create the html site for…

I'm not much of an artist, so I enlisted the help of some AI's to create a fresh version of…

EMToast dotcom. was a really fun project, started in 2008. A friend and site contributor brought up the idea of…

In the quaint town of Peculiar Springs, where the sunsets painted the sky in shades of irony, there stood an…

It was the summer of 1927 in Vienna, Austria when confectioner Eduard Haas III was working late one night developing…

Randy Phillips of Columbus, Ohio received the shock of his life last Tuesday when researchers informed him that a full…

In the once-charming town of Toothville, two renowned dentists, Dr. Gumsnatcher and Dr. Chomper, became ensnared by an unusual and…

Get ready to turn back the clock and groove to the beats of the '90s, because two legendary icons are…

Title: Seinfeld Kills IMDb Movie Description: In a shocking and suspenseful departure from his usual comedic roles, Jerry Seinfeld stars…

Title: Terminator: Miniature Menace Genre: Action/Sci-Fi Synopsis: In a world where robots rule, humanity's last hope comes in an unlikely…

Introducing the 📘 Emoji Slang Dictionary – Youth Edition 😎, your go-to guide for understanding the rich world of emoji…

In today's digital era, understanding the language of young people can be challenging, especially when it comes to emoji slang.

Here's a young people's emoji slang dictionary to help you navigate the ever-evolving world of digital communication Remember, emoji slang…

In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by a staggering 500 years. The…

According to a recent study published in the Journal of Caffeine and Health, drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by…