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I Guess I Could Be Friends With a Robot

By EMToast Staff
November 16, 2010
Robot with His Gun

Today I met a robot.  He has a gun.  He shoots the gun, but not at me.  He won’t break the robotic laws because he has good wiring.  He looks at me and beeps.  I don’t know what it means really, but I think he wants to be friends.  I guess I could be friends with a robot.  I mean, why not?

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