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I Was a Middle Aged Weresnack

By EMToast Staff
August 10, 2015
chocolate chip cookie photo

I was bit by a Chips Ahoy.  Now at every full moon, my bones turn to cookie crumbs and Kool-Aid dust falls out of my heart.  I am a Were-Snack -- a real cookie monster.

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