Short FictionMy Son Eating CornBy EMToast StaffApril 22, 2011My son has a corn tooth. That boy loves to eat it right off the cob like a little typewriter. Chick Chick Ding. Looking at him chew. That’s some good corn. Nubbley.
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Absurd World NewsCheating Husband and Mistress Condemned by Wet NapkinA woman who was suspicious of her husband having an affair hired a private investigator to install a GPS with…
Art of the FolkedI Drank Perfume From the Unicorn's HornI unscrewed it and drank the perfume from the unicorn’s horn. I was a little kid, but I knew better.
Art of the FolkedJealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to BlameA unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars…