What Wikipedia Can't Tell You about Escaping Dinosaurs
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr: How…
Ladie's Self Defense Lesson#1
Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”
Movie Review 'A Million Ways to Die in the West'
This is "Coma to the Movies" with Leo Johnston, sleep disorder movie reviewer. Leo earned his M.A. from Chippewa University…
Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate
If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss. -…
Who Is Satan's Best Friend in the World?... You'll Be Distressed
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Beware the One Who Is Always There to Wipe Away Your Tears
Beware the one who is always there to wipe away your tears. – An Old West Dakotan Proverb
They Asked about Her Mean War Face... Then They Regretted It
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
He Attracted Ugly Women... The Look on Their Faces Is Priceless
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
We Asked What the Hell Is a Quadratic Equation?... Then the Party Started
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
That Is Loving, Hateful, and Captivating
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Is the Secret Ingredient in Hot Dogs? the Answer Will Offend You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Why Do People Think Blue Teeth Are a Good Idea?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Black and…
How YouTube Can Teach You About Fairy Tales
Back to the streets. I started thinking. Little kids love fairy tales. I needed to find one. Problem was every…
He Was Betrayed by Everyone He Loved...the Doctor's Advice Will Smash Your Ventricle
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: I…
George Clooney Comes Forward. Bill Cosby Raped Me
This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her…
If You Don't Believe This Doctor's Claims about Corn Syrup Then You Are Living in a Sarcophagus
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…
A Thinker Is Someone Who Has Had to Live with a Hysteric
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Experts Are Saying about Gas Prices
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
What Does Michelle Obama's Tramp Stamp Say? You'll Be Enamored
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Why Sharp Teeth BJs Are Worse than Not Getting a Rose
"Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr. When…
What Everyone Is Saying about Vegetarian Cannibals
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
Freshly Cut Hair May Take Root into Bare Feet
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton: …
Watch a Mega Corporation Bring Color Blindness... Not How You'd Imagine
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
He Asked for An "Italian Pie" and a"Plain Sub"? What He Got Was Inconceivable
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: When…
What Did Bill Cosby's Wife Have Tattooed on Her Thigh? The Answer Will Put You in a Coma
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
How Do You Defeat a Mummy?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
What Happened to Oracle's Face?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Tramp Stamp: Only When You're Naked and Bloody Do the Cops Care
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
The Oracle and the Future Dogs Fighting with Light Sabers
Welcome to our new feature “The Oracle.” A select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable…
What Does Toad Meat Taste Like?
Tastes like a frog with its eyes on its ass.
Brother Jerome Becomes Brother Jeremy
I heard a rumor today that the name Jerome is actually pronounced Jair-eh-mee, the same as Jeremy. I could find…
What Happens If an Ignoramus Discovers Intelligence?
"If an ignoramus discovered intelligence, he would be an intellectual ignoramus." -- Racter, Artificial Intelligence Program.
Dear Doctor: How Did Fonzie Get into Trouble with the Pink Elephant?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton:…
Dear Doctor: I'm Afraid of Sick Rats
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…
Honey can kill babies. But it can't kill me!
Michael Jackson Was a poor father, but liked to say this to his kids for encouragement... "A bee gave me…
He Asked the Doctor about Brain Scan Blips... The Last 2 Seconds Will Break Your Heart
Welcome to our new non-regular feature "Ask the Doctor" where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr.
"Books on TV" Then Everything Changed
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The Twelfth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the twelfth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Twelve Girl From Twin Peaks Eleven Kris Jenners or…
Your Eyes Will Pop out When You See Crusty Cringle the Disgusting Santa Claus
Crusty Cringle the disgusing Santa Claus with the milk crusted coat is coming to our local area. Make sure you…
The Eleventh Day of Christmas Biebers
On the eleventh day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Eleven Kris Jenners or Edward Cullens Ten Guy from…
You Will Shit on the Floor When You Hear about the Sony Pictures vs. The Ice Cream Industry Scandal
The Sony Pictures hack has taken another crazy turn. This time into a totally unrelated industry, and corporate heads are…
The Tenth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the tenth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Ten Guy from Super Troopers Nine Kristen Stewarts Eight…
What Do Reindeer Dream About?
What do reindeer dream about? Brittle old people bones. So says the oracle. Photo by MarioMancuso
The Ninth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the ninth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Nine Kristen Stewarts Eight Boris Karloffs Seven Selena Gomezs…
Don't Piss off the Guy Who Buys Your Dinner
One of the seniors worked in the produce dept. He seemed to have figured out how to get by working…
The Eighth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the eighth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Eight Boris Karloffs Seven Selena Gomezs Six Amy Winehouse…
I Came up Sour. Your Eyes Will Drop to the Floor.
The boys heard that the new assistant store manager, was married to a lunch lady at their old grammar school…
The Seventh Day of Christmas Biebers
On the seventh day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Seven Selena Gomezs Six Amy Winehouse Five Jason Priestleys…