On encountering old co-workers.

In a non-threatening way.

23 Years Old

“The Air conditioning was cranked so high, I came home to cold eared bunnies in loaf position in August”

A modern day translation of Ernest Hemingway's short story Hills Like White Elephants Hill related Ebrol long valley and white.

The following transcript is the abridged version of an E-bay customer transaction gone wrong. This poor woman just wanted to…

I did not know that in 2005 they found his body in a Connecticut field with his throat slit.  Charles…

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Late 90's art icon It Come has resurfaced at The Sanctuary of Mercy Church near the Spanish city of Zaragoza.

"Never get between a man and his coffee this early in the morning," said the man to his daughter. A…

A shocking and offensive ad campaign has been rolled out across 18 Catholic universities in the United States featuring a…

your world is covered in dog diarrhea

The Blind Girl by John Everett Millais. The original double rainbow. Too bad they didn’t have Youtube in 1856

Forget World War III, that's so 80's. The real threat is the Carly Simon Wars. Marily Manson, interviewed on Omaha…

Thous ist homeless and shall work for morsels sir. Wilst work for Morsels.  George Will Slept Here and he will…

Your Eyes Look Like They Smell Like Corn

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There’s a new movie out called We Bought a Zoo. You may think it could never happen, but it already…

Forget the tip. We Need Singles & Newport and Gilrfriend. Spotted at Hess Station in Northern NJ.

Tonight at the mall pet store I overheard a woman saying, “Rabbit, your nails are like hypodermic needles.  My arm!”…

In 1564 the native american indians taught the pilgrims how to survive the harsh north american winters by smoking four…

The ghost of Ronald Reagan is haunting the Whitehouse, quite literally. He first appeared to Obama while he was literally…

In the great year of 1978, women were freed from their bloody bondage by the invention of a simple wax…

You were scraped out of my mind 3 yrs and 2 months ago.

Dear Stinkbug, I do not appreciate coming home to find you on my toothbrush. Since you touched it, I am…

Day 1: I woke up this morning to the sound of birds pecking inside of my walls, which was creepy,…

Go pack your cavities with sugar.

Don’t lie to kids or withhold the truth from them. Most little kids are smarter than you give them credit…

On Oct 18, 2011 dozens of wild and dangerous animals were let loose from a private zoo in Zanesville, OH.

Around midnight on April 25th, a 32 year old man ran into a police station in his underwear asking for…

I just want to say thanks to the drunken asshole, walking down the middle of the road at night wearing…

EMToast contributor Toe Fu has taken on an ambitious photo project for video game shirt company Meat Bun. He's got…

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ... Never make a pretty woman your wife ...

i had a dream about satan and some cave that had an outcropping in it that was carved to look…

Facebook sentiment of the year.

A new study conducted by Station Park Cancer Hospital has shown that between the years 1973 and 2010 ninety-nine percent…

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Comes a time in a man’s life when he’s got to decide. Alligator or crocodile? Which will I be? I…

These were the final miles of a summer journey.  The four passengers consisted of the driver, the girlfriend,  the sister,…

I’m 97 years old, and I never heard of cancer until I was 12 years old.  My neighbor fell down…