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A first grade teacher has been punishing the male students in her class by pinching their nipples. When a male…

This guy would go to bookstores and try to take pictures of women with his cell phone. He got caught…

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EMToast has done extensive market research and delved deep into EMToast personal memory banks to bring you the top 5…

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Chances are if you work in an office environment you are always being watched to make sure you aren't surfing…

There are a lot of albums from 10-20 years ago that when I listen to now sound better to me…

I've just finished watching the pilot episode of Fringe of Fox. I don't want to ruin it for anyone who…

We've all seen these workplace voodoo kits, they show up at Christmas parties and birthdays, and everyone gets a laugh…

Several times growing up, my dad claimed to know a secret language. He would utter several sentences of phrases containing…

Dear Internet, Sometimes I wish Al Gore never ate that quarter pound of ‘shrooms and invented you. Before you came…

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This season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles started off with a bang. It really did, and you have to…

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With the new fall tv season just ready to go, my REM sleeping mind has decided that my own personal…

So after several years of not having cable and not really watching tv, I am back in the game. One…

Sometimes when you decide to be a baker you aren't a good mixer and when you make cakes and things…

My girlfriend was just looking at the site and mentioned that hello kitty has a cartoon about fucked up toast.

Ya know, this book got me to thinking that old Michael Landon take on the Wolfman catches a lot of…

well i've finally done it.  i've started a site all about toast.