Your Eyes Look Like They Smell Like Corn

A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars…

Don’t smoke no more.  You gotta get your shits together.

Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those…

Artists rendering of  the unreleased final scene from Apocalypse Now where a Zombie Marlon Brando eats a unicorn who simultaneously…