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Claritza was a young pretty stripper. She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights…

Rancho Cucamonga, CA - While browsing the internet during study hall one fall afternoon, high school hurdle hopper Harold Hamstrung…

When I was a boy I used to see these dirty old perverts and I’d say to myself man that’s…

MIKE WAKES UP ROAR!!! Look how happy he is in the morning. He stretches his legs and pounds his chest.

Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered…

“Mike” and his girlfriend had been dating for nearly a year. No matter how much he begged her, she would…

There was a rumor about Don. His wife came home from work and found him lying on the couch, in…

Fairlawn, NJ- The normally quiet nights of this lazy suburb have been pierced by strange mewling noises, what is even…

Lodi, NJ – A 9 year old 5th grader attending Hillstop School in Lodi NJ has committed suicide after a…

A sick woman was suspicious of husband having an affair and had her son install a GPS Global Positioning System…

A divorced woman got dumped by her new boyfriend after 6 months for no reason . She was suspicious that…

A 31 year old male student found out that a certain Massage Center provides Full Services, so he bought a…

A band of zombie gorillas has been discovered in the African Congo. Piles of dead Gorillas are left everywhere by…

Dissatisfied with the poor performance of Katie Couric, Sean McManus, president of CBS News and Don Hewitt, CBS news executive…

Professor Chekaren Suslov has unofficially adopted the creature he is credited with discovering while on an expedition in in the…

Lake Cheko- Scientists have discovered an previously unknown species in the center of the Tunguska Region. This strange discovery comes…

A recall may be in the future for Cadbury Adams Tooth Enhancing Gum. The FDA has forced the company to…

By me. This is one of those videos that you just keep coming back to year after year after year.

Two black swans were donated to Wooleng Park, in Taiwan back in 2002. The two swans were very close and…

A still single 50 year old man was sitting in the first row by the door on a bus on…

Mr. Lee has loved animals all his life and has had many pets. He started keeping wild boars a few…

Using the definitions provided, and your inner rampaging jade giant , fill out the boxes below with the correct type…

A Denver woman who believed her daughter to be suffering from bi-polar disorder attempted to have her committed to St.

Just because your crackhead ex-wife handcuffs herself to you, that doesn't give you an excuse to be a baby. Feed…

Due to the economy and wanting to save his cost of keeping 5 mistress, an entrepreneur in China asked his…

J-Lo has no shame for her shit stain.  Looks uncomfortable. See how she’s grabbing at those shit packed pants.  Gross.

One night on the train home with her friends, a woman’s friends pointed out to her that she's had some…

Results of a 2008 patient care survey taken at NY/ NJ/ PA hospitals have found the most offensive term Health…

While showering at the gym, a 35 year old man suspected there was a peeping tom in the next shower…

Children have known for decades that there is something special about the chocolate / vanilla combination. Ever increasing consumption of…

This has been floating around everywhere for the past couple days.  It's another one the gf keeps telling me about…

Congratulations to McDonald's for finally doing a commercial other than that damn I'm loving it bullshit.  I'm not sure if…

Boston, MA—Baby Luv, former designer pet to socialite Paris Hilton was arrested earlier this month in connection with the brutal…

All you foot freaks who come to this site all the time looking for stinky feet, we've got news for…

ARIES--you are going to encounter the corpse of GG Allin in a Starbucks on Wednesday. He is going to hold…

Werewolves have been the greatest threat to national security since the early part of the 19th century. Lincoln was at…

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The luxurious life of the privileged is at your fingertips and toetips in just 8 short weeks. The revolutionary new…

PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI – Research at the University of Haiti College of Medicine has uncovered strong evidence linking Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome or…

Married for almost 30 years, the husband never held a steady job and always asked his wife for money. One…

The discovery of cave paintings of the controversial late 90’s art icon known only as It Come in the aboriginal…

A woman who was suspicious of her husband having an affair hired a private investigator to install a GPS with…

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Chiclets, the candy coated gum once widely available in the US is set to make a comeback after many years…

Aries-On Thursday you will be dreaming about a werewolf plane being made love to by a screaming plane and then …